‘Good news?’ :)

Note: This incident occurred a while back, but I couldn’t get down to penning it down earlier. The following transcript of our online chat is not word-level accurate, but it aint fictitious either [I wish it was :)].

Acquaintance: I figured from a quick glance at your Facebook profile that Sejal is away for some months.

Me: Yes, she is.

Acquaintance: Good news? :)

Me: [Thinking to myself that Sejal's quitting an IT job to take on social change full time is good news alright (at least the way I look at it), but perhaps he is asking me from the perspective of coping with the separation] Yeah, it is!  I do recognize how it’s gonna be challenging for both of us, though.

Acquaintance: Thrilled for you!

Me: [Pleasantly surprised at the acquaintance's suddenly heightened appreciation of change agents] Thanks!

Acquaintance: Wish Sejal well, esp. heathwise!

Me: [The mention of health jolted me out of my misconception!] Oh, no…no, no, hell no! By ‘good news’, I didn’t mean the kind that sends you scurrying for diapers or the one that makes all your female friends go “oh so cute” in unison!  We are NOT having a baby! Sejal’s away because she has joined a fellowship on issues of healthcare/food security, for which her next few months will be spent in various (largely) rural places.

Acquaintance: (presumably red-faced in embarrassment): Oh!! Good news, still!

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8 Responses

  1. Marriage .. Babies .. Synonymous !! :P

  2. :P

  3. Hehe… fun conversation :)

  4. You cannot blame the acquaintance for this…8 out of 10 Indians..will have the same reaction..

  5. That was quite good…had me smiling :-)

  6. @Anonymous: No blame whatsoever. Pure humour!
    @All: Glad you folks enjoyed reading!

  7. @Anonymous, I think 99.99% of Indians would think the same way. I knew what it was by the time the ‘…?:)’ had registered in my head :D

  8. lol….that was funny

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